Lt. Pike is a candy ass.

Uh, pepper-sprayed dudes and dudettes:

Be grateful you live in these gentler police times. We would have moved you with the liberal application of steel batons.

Art imitates life

So, Schlub finally got around to watching his Tivo'd "V" pilot last night. Hmmm... back-stabbing snakes who want universal health care and a docile media...my God, they're DEMOCRATS! All hope is lost.

It's the flu

You know, the flu? You get a shot in October so you won't come down with it and they warn you about egg allergies and some geezer always croaks from the serum , you know, the flu?

Plenty of rest, plenty of fluids, lay in bed, watch a lot of TV, go back to work after 3, 4 days. Yeah, the flu.

Settle down, people.