Scientists today announced indications of a spine among the Redumblicans. It's too early to tell whether the spine is an actual artifact or an anomaly. Scientists will have a better idea when the manifesting event moves into another chamber housing a higher class of the species.
According to one research group, there has been past evidence of such a spine, notably in the 80's and the early 90's. However, the spine seems to retract whenever Redumblicans manifest a majority population. They then take on a subservient role to their cousins, the Dumbocrats. One researcher theorized Redumblicans feel more comfortable when their direct societal role is diminished, thereby allowing the free growth of back cartilage without a direct challenge to the more vicious Dumbocrats.
Whether the spine will actually become permanent remains to be seen.
Friday, January 30, 2009
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Revolutionary Road
Save your money.
From some rather obscure and quickly forgotten 1960's novel now being hailed as a classic, this is nothing but hippie angst.
You know- the sheer horror of your own house in a safe neighborhood with a secure job and friends and prosperity. GAAAAAAAAAWWWWD! I just wanted...wanted...you know...to be free! To...just...just love, man! Uninhibited! Unstructured! Dance barefoot in clover to music only I can hear , tra la tra la tra la! Not have my soul and dreams crushed by, you know, responsibility! You oppressor!
Big friggin' yawn.
From some rather obscure and quickly forgotten 1960's novel now being hailed as a classic, this is nothing but hippie angst.
You know- the sheer horror of your own house in a safe neighborhood with a secure job and friends and prosperity. GAAAAAAAAAWWWWD! I just wanted...wanted...you know...to be free! To...just...just love, man! Uninhibited! Unstructured! Dance barefoot in clover to music only I can hear , tra la tra la tra la! Not have my soul and dreams crushed by, you know, responsibility! You oppressor!
Big friggin' yawn.
Trust us
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A tax cheat will run the Treasury Department.
A perjurer will run the Justice Department.
A woman whose husband takes money from foreign leaders will run the State Department.
"Takes a thief to catch a thief, " I suppose.
A tax cheat will run the Treasury Department.
A perjurer will run the Justice Department.
A woman whose husband takes money from foreign leaders will run the State Department.
"Takes a thief to catch a thief, " I suppose.
White people got no reason to live
USA Network, whatever that is, has some kind of weird organization forming. I'm not really sure what it is, something about everyone coming together now. The ad caught my interest because it showed a series of various ethnic types, mixed ethnic types, grunge and Goths and gays, oh my, all sincerely talking about how Things can Change Now (that we have Obama, I'm guessing), if you go to our website. Didn't bother noting it. There was one white guy in the mix- old, fat, white guy, sitting in a chair and looking goofy.
Revered Lowery, Robert Reich, and now this. The war on white men has come out of the closet, apparently.
I was personally under the impression that the color of one's skin, various racial mixes, gender, orientation, all that, didn't matter. Guess I was wrong.
So, okay, let me, as a member of the species, make a slight defense of white men. Much of what you all enjoy in the way of modern life came to you courtesy of white men. They invented cars, gasoline, highways, the electric guitar, some of your better drugs, television, movies, the concept of individual rights, and were the ones who pretty much blew themselves apart freeing the black men from slavery, Europe from tyranny, and Iraq from Saddam.
Speaks to a lot of capability. Lots of talent. And a group of guys who really enjoy a good fight.
Might want to consider that, before you piss us all off.
Revered Lowery, Robert Reich, and now this. The war on white men has come out of the closet, apparently.
I was personally under the impression that the color of one's skin, various racial mixes, gender, orientation, all that, didn't matter. Guess I was wrong.
So, okay, let me, as a member of the species, make a slight defense of white men. Much of what you all enjoy in the way of modern life came to you courtesy of white men. They invented cars, gasoline, highways, the electric guitar, some of your better drugs, television, movies, the concept of individual rights, and were the ones who pretty much blew themselves apart freeing the black men from slavery, Europe from tyranny, and Iraq from Saddam.
Speaks to a lot of capability. Lots of talent. And a group of guys who really enjoy a good fight.
Might want to consider that, before you piss us all off.
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Augh!
Not Stevens!
Roberts! Roberts! Roberts!
Geez, schlub, if you're going to be snippy, be snippy with the right people.
Roberts! Roberts! Roberts!
Geez, schlub, if you're going to be snippy, be snippy with the right people.
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Sort of up to snuff
So, Barry, wasn't you that flubbed the lines, Justice Stevens did.
You get credit for that.
But, Barry, the speech. When you say things like our ideals won't be compromised and we'll fight for them, whatever the actual wording, I'm not buying it. See, you don't have much of a track record when it comes to things martial. You're a bit of a creampuff.
But, your intent to impoverish future generations with your unworkable stimulus package, your desire to enroll everyone in some kind of national Brownshirt organization to, I guess, go out and cut the sugar cane, and your targeting the goods of hard working people for distribution to non- hard working people, that I can believe.
You have a much better track record on that.
You get credit for that.
But, Barry, the speech. When you say things like our ideals won't be compromised and we'll fight for them, whatever the actual wording, I'm not buying it. See, you don't have much of a track record when it comes to things martial. You're a bit of a creampuff.
But, your intent to impoverish future generations with your unworkable stimulus package, your desire to enroll everyone in some kind of national Brownshirt organization to, I guess, go out and cut the sugar cane, and your targeting the goods of hard working people for distribution to non- hard working people, that I can believe.
You have a much better track record on that.
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Not up to snuff
Flubbed your lines? Barry, didn't you study?
That speech, Barry. A dud. Did you write it yourself?
That benediction, Barry. Racist, man. Racist. Reverend Wright racist. Which, to you, isn't racism.
And your supporters. How low class, how coarse. What a bunch of sniveling children.
You're the President? You?
Oh Lord.
That speech, Barry. A dud. Did you write it yourself?
That benediction, Barry. Racist, man. Racist. Reverend Wright racist. Which, to you, isn't racism.
And your supporters. How low class, how coarse. What a bunch of sniveling children.
You're the President? You?
Oh Lord.
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