So, Chechens. With pressure cooker bombs.
What do you think caused it? Well, let's follow liberal
logic: while walking innocently down a Wal Mart (corporation! grrr!) aisle,
they accidentally brushed against a display of cookware and were filled with
rage and the urge to commit mayhem. So they bought the pressure cooker weapons
of mass destruction and went after the Boston Marathon. Ban pressure cookers!
Ban Wal Mart! And universal background checks for all caterers!
Because, you see, it is the object, not the person.
Or, how about this? Enraged by the racist patrimony of the
white male overlord capitalist running dog lackey class, the two peace-loving
legal immigrants decided to show eeevil conservatives that they, as immigrants,
were just as legal as illegal immigrants. Take that, Boston Marathon, which is
a real white person event!
Because, you see, racism justifies any kind of response. Any
kind.
Or, maybe they were showing solidarity with their illegally
detained Guantanamo brethren, or protesting the waste of funds that should go
to the poor instead of elite privileged marathon runners flaunting their
prosperity (poor people can't run marathons, man! It's a race just finding
food!), or maybe they didn't like the exploitation of police dogs and every
other desperate leftist Marxist liberal Democrat excuse you can muster.
Or maybe, let's try this: they are a couple of evil
bastards, filled with the contempt for human life that only Islam seems to generate,
and in their hubris, decided to kill and maim others.
And hey, Barack, when you tell Medyedev that you'll have more flexibility, America gets bumped up the Chechen enemy list.
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