Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Vote early, vote often

The two idiots on the local radio this morning were waxing breathless about the Sacred Right of Voting. "Why," they said, "just LOOK at Minnesota! And you don't think your vote counts?"

Why, just LOOK at the stock crash! And you don't think your IRA matters?

See, dudes, subverting a system doesn't hallow it. Ballots mysteriously appearing in the trunks of cars and in previously overlooked closets while election judges divine new intents from already cast ballots doesn't validate the democratic process. It usurps it.

Can you say ACORN?

But, hey, not to worry. When the Marxist in Chief takes over, he'll fix the voting problems in this country. He'll model it after a very successful system where almost 100% of eligible voters cast a proper ballot for the right candidate, every time.

In Havana.

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