Letter

Dear Pres-slect Hopeychange,

I see where some of your constituents have gotten themselves into a bit of a kerfuffle. You know, those torqued off workers occupying their former place of employment, that window company, in your hometown? Okay. We all understand it. A bit disconcerting to show up for work and find there is no work and, oh, by the way, your pay and vacation time? Fugidabowdit.

But, boys and girls, taking over environs that do not belong to you is called trespassing. It's called a whole bunch of other things, too, but we'll limit ourselves for the sake of this discussion. I am fairly certain that, at some point in your Harvard Law School training, trespassing was mentioned. Somewhere in between negative rights and state ownership of the individual soul, you probably had some discussion of it. I'm thinking you're pretty aware that it's an illegal act.

So you encourage them?

Dude, and I mean that in all its WTFO tenor, what are you doing? Has it dawned on you that those days of fist raising and chanting "No Justice, No Peace," are over? I mean, savor the memory, but act your age.

And your office.