Thursday, February 12, 2009

The stimulus package

Wife: Our credit cards are all maxxed out.

Husband: Okay, no problem. Charge some more.

Wife: I just said they were all maxxed out.

Husband: No problem. Keep using them.

Wife: But I can't.

Husband: Oh. Right. Okay, here's a couple of more.

Wife: Where did you get…

Husband: Don't worry about it. Just use them.

Wife: But, how are we going to pay for them?

Husband: That's someone else's problem.

Wife: Whose?

Husband: Our kids, our neighbors, somebody in China, who knows? Just use them.

Wife: Okay!

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