Tuesday, April 6, 2021

Legalization

The mainstreams have tacitly acknowledged that the 2020 election was a fraud, was stolen, was corrupt, a coup, whatever label you choose. Main streamers- and in that I include RINOs and other assorted false flag conservatives- will never openly admit it because that would result in their immediate tar-and-feathering, but they’re letting us know they know that we know it was a fraud. A coup. An overthrow.


The first acknowledgement is HR1, which is nothing less than the codification of every fraudulent and unconstitutional means the DemoMarxists used to block Donald Trump from his rightful victory. The second comes from all those Redumblican state legislatures rising in their high dudgeon to close a barn door hanging by one rusty hinge as the winds stir the cobwebbed stalls.


HR1 is like marijuana reform: what were once crimes are now habits, so, heck, let’s benefit from it. Get rich off of it, gain political power from it. If it hastens the Idiocracy to which we are careening, what of it? Gonna happen anyway.


Redumblican legislatures in Georgia and Pennsylvania and wherever are shocked to find gambling going on at Rick’s. After we told them and told them and told them that mail-in balloting and ballot harvesting and no ID were going to make our elections a third world joke. Which it was. Which it is.


Let’s stop pretending that votes matter anymore, that the election process matters anymore, that you have a voice. A DemoMarxist one-party America for the rest of our lives, with a very loyal Redumblican opposition to make it look good. Forward into the future, comrades. 


Gonna happen anyway.


All of us former drug agents watch the avalanche of marijuana legalization, shake our heads, and wonder why we even bothered. That’s pretty much how you should now view voting.


Soviets gonna soviet. It’s their nature. Whether ‘Muricans gonna murican remains to be seen. After all, it took a few years of ever increasing outrages until the militias gathered at Concord Bridge.


Monday, March 1, 2021

Newspeak

 It is the nature of oppressive regimes to change word definitions. That way they sound logical and legal as they take your stuff, charge you with things that didn’t used to be crimes, and send you to the work camps. For your own good. Because you speak the traditional English  taught back when schools actually taught it, you’re gonna get sandbagged. To prevent that, take heed: 


  1. Domestic terrorist: anyone who opposes the Marxist state. Anyone who believes the individual matters more than the group, that the natural law trumps the statutory, and that government, no matter how benign, is, at best, a necessary evil. In  short, an American. A domestic terrorist is anyone who considers themselves an American.


  1. White privilege: western civilization. Any social structure which promotes self reliance, family, the rule of law, historical and cultural traditions, a belief in God, and the pursuit of happiness. Also includes anyone who thinks themselves an American.


  1. Justice: the confiscation of all property, assets, accounts, family members etc. of anyone meeting a and b above.


So don’t be fooled. Domestic terrorists are no longer crazies like Timothy McVeigh or Bill Ayres; they’re anyone who supports Trump. And if you spout words reminiscent of the Declaration of Independence or the Preamble or even the Magna Carta, you are a racist oppressor in need of justice. 


Those black buses should be rolling up to your door anytime.


Thursday, February 18, 2021

Football No Mo'

 For the first time since about 1968 or so, I did not watch the Superbowl. I didn’t watch a  single NFL game all season, for that matter. Why not? ‘Cause it ain’t football anymore, especially after  this past year of COVID/take-a-knee/virtue signaling. It has morphed into some American/European soccer hybrid. With pads.


The wussification began with the three foot rule on wide receivers that Commissar Godawful imposed back, what, five, six years ago? They got rid of the horse collar. And blind side tackles. And anything else that resembled football. Now, if you look at the quarterback cross eyed you get a fifty yard penalty, loss of your next six touchdowns, half your salary taken, and your entire team goes to rehab. Which they’re usually in, anyway.


And then there’s all the baffling rules about a catch and a fumble and what the ground can, or cannot do, and challenges, with more red flags flying than a Chicom picnic, and you need an attorney and about ten minutes of review by the Supreme Court before you can call, or not call, a penalty. God help you if you take a step towards the quarterback while he’s posing back there and casually deciding which of his many untouchable receivers he can pitch to.


But, but, but...the game is now safer!


Safer? Safer! This is FOOTBALL!


Or it used to be. It’s a girly shadow of itself now, which I suppose is appropriate because today’s football players are girly shadows of their forerunners. Whining and simpering over social justice as they pocket unbelievable salaries to play a once-or-twice a week game that doesn’t even require them to have a real education. Which, based on the general inarticulateness and illogic, most of them don’t. They don’t even have to worry about getting hurt anymore. Especially if they’re a quarterback.


And if you think I’m going to watch a bunch of spoiled ingrates take a knee over something they can’t even explain while mouthing bumper sticker complaints about a country so terrible it gives halfwit pituitary cases like them a grand opportunity to make millions instead of working as a bouncer for their cousin’s illegal backyard bar, then no. Never again. Screw the NFL.


I’m going to watch golf, instead. At least it’s full contact.


Monday, February 8, 2021

How to Read Pravda

 What do you do when you no longer believe a word that the news media says or writes? We ‘Muricans don’t know because we were spoiled by Walter Cronkite and Mike Wallace but fortunately, we have a model: the Russian people. They don’t believe what they’re hearing and reading any more than we do, but they’ve got a lot more experience with that. After all, they’ve had Pravda for nigh on 80 years now and, over the decades, they developed methods for eking the real news out of the lies they’re told. Since it looks like we’re heading into an all-Pravda-all-the-time environment, we’d best develop those same skills. So here’s some time tested, Russian-approved methods for reading the Post or the Times or listening to MSNBC and the rest of the propaganda stations without being fooled:


  1. Apply common sense: If the story doesn’t ring true, then it’s most likely not. Best example is the Russian Collusion accusations made against Trump during the 2016 election, and pretty much every day since. Common sense told you this was bogus. Hillary was a fellow traveler, a dedicated Alinskyite, a woman after their own Russkie hearts. Besides, they’d already paid her millions of dollars in bribes through the Clinton Foundation, and they already knew how incompetent and greedy she was. Easy button reset. So why go with a loose cannon like Trump? Uh uh. Russians are smarter than that.


  1. Who benefits: This is the first question a detective asks in a murder investigation, and since the media is murdering the truth, remains a valid technique. Best example, the Chinese COVID, which is a bad cold that only a tiny percentage of people get and to which an even tinier percentage succumb. Yet our businesses were shut down, we were placed under house arrest, and required to don masks. So, who benefitted from that? Well, the Democrats, who used the hyped panic as a means of ramming through unconstitutional voting methods to “protect” us from the zombie plague virus, thereby bringing off a coup. And they accrued extra benefits by destroying the economy. You have no choice but to place yourself under government control if you want to eat.


  1. What’s not said: That is the art of reading between the lines. Within the strident affect-embued opinions that pass for news today, there’s always something left out. Takes some practice spotting it, but here’s a good example: the “at least 60 courts have found no evidence of election fraud!” trope that’s now embedded in just about every news story. What they left out: not one of those courts have actually reviewed the evidence. They’ve all rejected the cases on technical grounds. 


So start practicing. Pick up a New York Times, if you can stomach it, and read a couple of articles applying the above. You’ll be amazed how much you understand what’s really going on.


Dosvedanya, comrade.


Thursday, January 21, 2021

We Will Not Move On

 No, Lindsey Graham, we will not move on.


If someone stole your checkbook, Lindsey Graham, would you let them take over your bank account? Because that’s what you’re asking us to do. Just accept it. In fact, go ahead and put some more money into that stolen account.


Is that what you would do?


Apparently so. You even make excuses. “Oh, there was no election fraud! It’s all been disproved.” I gotta wonder, Lindsey Graham, to what disprovals you refer because not one single court has reviewed one single item of evidence. You’re either making it up or taking the assurances of thieves: “Oh, don’t worry, we’ll leave you enough to live on. Besides, there’s nothing you can do so move on.”


Actually, Lindsey Graham, you should move on. You, and the entire GOP sellout backstabbing Quisling party, so happy you’re back in a position where you can throw up your hands and say, “Sorry, we’re as mad as you are but we can’t do anything about it.” The thief stole the bank account, doncha know. Harumph and harumph and gotta save our phony baloney jobs.


But I’ll tell you what, Lindsey Graham, if you can prove to me that the election was fair and correct, then I’ll back you guys. Get a grand jury and lawyers and witnesses and evidence together and lay it all out; prove to me all the things I saw on election day were just my lying eyes.


Otherwise, Lindsey Graham, you’ve got 80 million Republican voters who witnessed a Soviet style coup, and witnessed you making excuses for it. 80 million people who no longer believe their votes count, that the Republican party no longer has their backs, and that they have no redress in the courts or Congress.


What will 80 million people convinced they have no recourse do?


Saturday, January 16, 2021

Joe Biden is not the President

Joe Biden is not the President. Donald Trump is. What?!? But, but, electoral certification by Congress…!

If someone steals your checkbook, do they now own your bank account? And let’s be clear; the election was stolen. STOLE. EN. This was a coup, engineered by the Democrats. A coup. Soviet style. 


All the people now screaming “conspiracy theory!” and “There’s no evidence!” must have served on the OJ jury. Even a cursory glance at the evidence is enough for a sane person to go, “Wait a minute, how’s that possible?” Democrats, though, are not sane.


My favorite bit of evidence is statistical: Joe Biden won 212 counties less than Obama did in 2012, and with 20 million more votes. So, you expect me to believe that, over an 8 year period, 60 million people crammed themselves into 212 fewer counties than they lived in during 2012, and brought 20 million more people with them? Did the losing counties notice the depopulation? Did the gaining counties notice the flood? Now we know where all those Mexican caravans went.


Maybe the gaining counties should have built walls.


Then there is the direct evidence: trunkloads of ballots pulled out from under tables and repeatedly run through Dominion machines, live and in color; people showing up to vote and finding they’ve already voted; truckloads of ballots shipped from one state to another; Italian IT people admitting they changed ballots to Biden and sent them to Frankfurt.


Oh, say the Democrats, that’s nothing. And besides, it wasn’t enough to overturn the results. 


I beg to differ. It was a massive overturning of the true results, putting a Potemkin candidate into office with the most blatant and egregious election fraud since Maduro won Venezuela. Stalin would be proud of today’s Democrat party. 


Saying it was just a little fraud here and there is like saying it’s just a little bank robbery here and there. Nothing to worry about. No need to lock the bank doors or put in cameras or declare bank robbery a crime. Just leave the bank robbers alone. Which is what the Dems are doing. 


You have witnessed a successful Soviet overthrow of the United States, by the fifth columnist Dems who stand behind their Quisling.


And they wonder why we’re mad.